Spreads and Pâtés

Vampire-Repellent Salo Spread

Ukrainian villagers had one tried-and-true remedy against upyri, the local vampires: garlic, hung over the door and rubbed on the windows. We went further and minced a whole head into salo, cured pork fat. The result is a punchy spread for borscht, rye bread and garlic buns — and a guarantee that nobody comes calling at night.

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Vampire-Repellent Salo Spread — the finished dish
Prep
15 min
Rest
24 h
Total
24 h 15 min
Servings
10
Level
Easy
Per serving
290 kcal

Ingredients

Makes: 1 jar of about 450 g, 10 servings

Method

  1. Step 1: Trim the salo

    Scrape off excess salt, cut away the rind and cut the fat into cubes.

  2. Step 2: Prepare the rest

    Peel the garlic. Chop the chilli — whole, or half if you prefer it milder. Roughly chop the dill, stalks and all.

  3. Step 3: Mince

    Pass the salo, garlic, chilli and dill through a meat grinder with a fine plate.

  4. Step 4: Season

    Add the salt and pepper and mix thoroughly until smooth.

  5. Step 5: Let it rest

    Pack into a jar, close and refrigerate for a day so the garlic and dill flavour the fat right through.

Tips & variations

  • Tip

    Freeze the salo for 20 minutes before mincing so it comes out fluffy instead of smearing.

  • Variation

    A pinch of smoked paprika gives it a smoky edge.

  • Storage

    Kept closed in the fridge, it lasts up to a week.

Nutrition

Approximate nutrition per serving and for the whole dish
1 serving Whole dish 10 servings
Energy290 kcal2,900 kcal
Protein3 g30 g
Fat31 g310 g
Carbohydrates1 g10 g

Approximate values calculated from standard ingredient data.

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